Back to school.

This is going to be so much fun. NOT. It's true. I might see all my friends, but it's not going to be worth it....maybe. I've been to so many places during off track times, including Boston, New York, San Francisco, Disneyland, and piano lessons. And Macey's grocery store. And Target. Target is numbbbber ..........1! I wish I could sing you the whole theme song.

If you watched the Super Bowl XLI (41), my friend Nathaniel (Nate from school) loves the Colts. BOOOOOOOOO! As you can see, I hate them. And I love the Bears. So, there's a rivalry between me and my friend. There's probably a lot more during off track that I did, so I might as well tell you more: well, there's nothing much more to tell you than........SOUVENIRS!

ONE MORE THING........JAZZ SEASON HAS STARTED!


YEAAAAAH! I think I forgot what the name of this post is...........WHO CARES.

"The Big Game" by Christian

John Holiday was putting his shorts on for the national championship of high school basketball. The game before they only won by 5. Today he was nervous they were facing the Jackson Jaguars. Their star was Luke Almond. With Luke on their team they were unstoppable. They were 15-5. All the games they lost were because Luke was hurt.

On the other hand, the Old Dominion Dare Devils were nicknamed the Old Dominion Defeat Devils for the past 10 years for 10 or more losses. Their star was George Root. With him they were still beatable.

Well, back to the story. John the point guard averaged 10.0 ppg. So, anyway the tipoff went to Jackson and they took a quick lead (6 to 0). But, the daredevils came back and tied it at the half. Through the 3rd quarter it was a back and forth. Heading into the 4th John had 12, Luke had 25, George had 19, and Jackson held a 1 point lead. They took a 12 point lead with 2 minutes to go.

It seemed like hope was lost but Luke missed his next 7 shots and and there was then a 1 point lead for the Devils with 15 seconds to go. It was Jackson's ball and Luke hit a shot with 5 seconds to go.

In the timeout huddle the coach said "okay they expect George to shoot or Beckett (shooting guard) to shoot. So, John you shoot!"

Everybody said, "John what?!"

The buzzer sounded. As he walked away the coach said, "Make it!"

They went out on the court. They passed it to George. 4 seconds. Gave it to Beckett. 3 seconds. Passed it to John. 2 seconds. "Shoot!" 1 second.

"Yes!" It went in! "Yes, yes, yes!"

Everybody jumped on him and congratulated him.

The end.

(It's almost ) MY BIRTHDAY!

Yup, it's almost my birthday and it's all set up at I-worlds shuttle simulation. These are the things I like about my birthday PRESENTS,the ride,PRESENTS,my friends,PRESENTS................................Just kidding

The sequel; DUNCAN IS OVERATED

In response to my Dad's last comment on Tim Duncan, and the NBA announcers saying that Tim Duncan is a top five player in NBA history, I looked up all of the players that have higher scoring averages than him.

Michael Jordan,

Wilt Chamberlain,

Allen Iverson,

Elgin Baylor,

Jerry West,

Shaq,

Bob Pettit,

George Gervin,


Oscar Robertson,


Karl Malone (YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Dominique Wilkins

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Larry Bird

Adrian Dantley

Pete Maravich

Vince Carter

Kobe Bryant

Paul Pierce

Rick Barry

Paul Arizin

George Mikan

Bernard King

Tim Duncan (Moment of silence please because he is lonely here at number 23!)


P.S. Dikembe would of crushed him on defense.



Now everybody say on their comments who they think is a lot better then Duncan, Ok

Bye!

DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Well we lost in the western confrence finals to Duncan and the STUPID refs of game 4. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! All Duncan does is lays it up. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! misses a free throw. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH! Here in Utah Duncan lays it up. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The funny coments

These are all the things my dad said between the first and 2nd games vs San Antonio
"Your boring Timmy"
"You suck Fisher"
and
"I'm a real boy!" (about ginobli)
"Your gonna get your but kicked in Salt Lake City Duncan!"

WOW!

Did you see game 7? If you didn't it was the greatest game I have in my life the stars were:
Carlos Boozer,

Deron Williams,

Memet Okur,

Andrei Kirelenko,


Warriors Here we come!



and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................................................................BYE!

playoff paridise

these are the top 10 things that happened at the utah Jazz playoff game thursday.


10.We won.

9.We forced A LOT of turnovers(especially Yao).

8.The people said funny things like:

7. "lazy eyes" to Mcgrady.

6. "Freak show" to Yao.

5.Every timeout Houston took everybody in the stadium would yell (with megaphones) "Houston sucks."


4. Boozer jumped over chuck hayes and dunked it.

3.Memo(memet) had 4 blocks.

2.It was fun.

1. It was LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD.

P.S. I dont think my grandma would like playoff games.

The facts

Ok bet you didn't know this Kobe Bryant (Los Angles Lakers boooooooooo) averaged 35.4 points a game 05-06 season right? Right. Carlos Boozer (Utah Jazz yeah!) averaged 20.9 points a game and 11.8 rebounds in the 06-07 season right? Right. March 2nd 1962 Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points right? Right. Time for trivia! Ok Deron williams plays on what NBA team? How many assists did he have in 05-06 season? He tied his career high assists on what game and how many was it? Aaaaaaaand how many steals did he have that season? Those answers are................................Uh I might not know them................................Just kidding! They are (drumroll please) Utah Jazz, 359, 82nd and 13, 60. Now I bet you didn't know that.

introducing ME

Hi I'm Christian. I am 8 years old my birthday is 6/24. I have a little brother named Maxwell (usually Max) he is 3 years old. His birthday is 5/9. My mom Tiffany she is 30 and her birthday is 2/18. My dad is 30 too aaaaaaand he has the same birthday as my mom! Now lets get into cool stuff tomorrow.